Oh how those twin glows are abused Ignorant of all earthly laws when used Ironically lit but not terribly bright When a finger flips the hazards light No earthly vice can so quickly break me Honking and yelling I get quite angry Amazon or Doordash will get my therapy bill All for the silly orange lights on their grill So next time you see a driver activate their hazards which make John irate flip them the bird and honk the horn giving idiotic drivers justified scorn