Skip to main content

Poem: I Can Do Anything Lights

From the Desk of J.P.R on

Oh how those twin glows are abused

Ignorant of all earthly laws when used

Ironically lit but not terribly bright

When a finger flips the hazards light


No earthly vice can so quickly break me

Honking and yelling I get quite angry 

Amazon or Doordash will get my therapy bill

All for the silly orange lights on their grill 


So next time you see a driver activate

their hazards which make John irate

flip them the bird and honk the horn 

giving idiotic drivers justified scorn


Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Updated Bucket List 06/06

From the Desk of J.P.R on
It's been a while since I last updated my bucket list.....Considering I made good progress on the last one. Here is the new updated one! Hike some 14ers in Colorado Try Para gliding Track day with motorcycle (try racing?) Sky diving Scuba Diving Buy Life Insurance Finish my Will and Testament Gambler 500 (Missourah Endurah)  Smoke a FAT stogie after bossing a bike race  Perfect Spiking a volleyball in sand Learn to serve Spikeball ambidextrously  Try riding a dirt bike Sport rock climbing - DONE Learn to belay and lead climb - DONEish Recite poetry I've written from the tops of Mani Sauk falls to a beautiful woman at sunset Go busking with Joe Meyers and also not go to jail that night Convince Father Anonymous that we need to take out the rogue bunnies in my yard and enlist his help killing them with his pellet gun Improve my salsa and swing dancing Make sourdough bread pizza Show 10 more people Secret Life of Walter Mitty (1 down) Go to a shakespear play Convince an Italian th
Post a Comment
Read more